Thousands of ‘little gems’ injected directly into your brain
Apr 18th, 2007 by Freddie
All this hot weather we’ve been having in England seems like a distant dream…
Why? Because I’m writing to you from a grotty internet café in Marrakesh, Morocco - and let me tell you, it must be well over 100 degrees in here.
But that’s the least of my worries. There’s a sweaty, wheezing fat bloke over my left shoulder edging ever closer who seems very eager to log onto his emails, so I’d better be brief…
(Give me strength!)
You might have guessed that this isn’t a business trip, it’s a holiday. So you can relax, no biz-opps today - instead something extra special…
But first let’s start with a quirky little tip. It’s for anyone who’s ever felt stressed or cramped on an aeroplane.
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Never board a plane without a golf ball
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Flying economy is, quite frankly, rubbish.
While I’ve made a few bob here and there I can’t really justify flying the whole family business class.
So I just grin, bear it and tend to pass the time with upbeat commentaries of the in-flight films on offer… and of course those “lovely little packets of food”.
(Debz pretends she’s asleep when I do this)
Still, there’s no use pretending, I’m usually wincing inside. Being fairly tall, my legs and feet get terrible cramp on planes - and when you’ve got cramp it’s hard to think of anything else.
I must have spent countless hours slightly rearranging the hand luggage in front of me to see if placing it at a different angle will create an extra cm of legroom.
So imagine my joy when someone told me that I could solve all my problems with a golf ball! “Thanks very much” I jeered. “Very helpful!”
But bringing a golf ball onto the plane has been an absolute revelation! Honestly, just try it yourself.
Here’s what you have to do:
- Simply slip your shoes off and roll the ball under each foot.
That’s it! It sounds simple but you won’t believe the results. The golf ball acts as a mini-massage, keeping the blood circulating and ironing out all those little kinks. It’ll banish those swollen and cramped feet in no time whatsoever.
Sounds weird I know, but just try it – it does absolute wonders!
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Thousands of ‘little gems’ injected directly into your
brain
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Where on earth did I learn this nugget of wisdom?
I nabbed it and several others like it from an exclusive
periodical that I receive once a month.
Now you know me, I’m always so knee deep in biz-opp
packs, manuals and drafted ideas that I rarely get time
to read ‘for fun’ but this is THE exception.
In fact if I you do just one thing today have a quick
read of this:
To be honest I don’t think the pitch gives it justice.
The issues are much more interesting than that, but
it’ll give you an idea…
I initially signed up because they print really TOP biz-
opp ideas in there, but it’s also a goldmine for a range
of other things: little known health tips, tax breaks,
property advice, you name it. AND it’s a bloody good
read all round.
Just give it a quick read now and discover tips like how
to:
* Buy a house at 20% of its real value at auction
* How to get upgraded on flights just by saying a few
‘magic words’
* Stay in a 5 star hotel but pay 2 star prices.
* Learn how to think with both sides of your brain.
* Command the respect and attention of everyone you
meet.
There are thousands more tips, too many to mention here
(particularly as the sweaty man is on the verge of
sitting on my lap).
So just have a read and claim your free issue:
Right, I know Stu’s got something interesting for you
tomorrow, something that I want to give my undivided
attention to next week – it’s a top money spinner.
Until then wish me luck making out of this internet café
alive and I’ll report back very soon.
Yours as ever,
Freddie Goodman
The Money Tree
PS: Don’t forgot to check this publication out. The
first issue’s free after all!
